Two Terrible Vikings And Grunt The Berserker: A Hilarious Adventure for All Ages

In a world of brave knights, fair maidens, and fearsome dragons, there lived two terrible Vikings named Grump and Grouch. These two hairy, horned hooligans were the terror of the seven seas, known for their bad manners, terrible hygiene, and complete lack of common sense.

One fateful day, as Grump and Grouch were pillaging a peaceful village, they stumbled upon a peculiar sight. A burly berserker named Grunt was standing in the middle of the town square, roaring and gnashing his teeth. Grunt was a fearsome warrior, with bulging muscles, a wild beard, and a battle-axe that could cleave a man in two.

Two Terrible Vikings and Grunt the Berserker

by Francesca Simon

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
Paperback	:	38 pages
Item Weight	:	4.3 ounces
Dimensions	:	8.25 x 0.09 x 8.25 inches
File size	:	29810 KB
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Print length	:	2 pages

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Grump and Grouch, never ones to back down from a challenge, charged at Grunt with their rusty swords drawn. But Grunt was too strong for them. He swatted them aside like pesky flies, sending them crashing into a nearby pigsty.

Undeterred, Grump and Grouch decided to team up with Grunt. Together, they embarked on a hilarious adventure filled with mishaps, mayhem, and plenty of laughs. They faced off against fire-breathing dragons, outwitted cunning trolls, and even took on a horde of Roman legionnaires.

Along the way, Grump and Grouch learned the importance of teamwork, hygiene, and not eating too much fermented herring. Grunt, in turn, discovered the joys of laughter, friendship, and the occasional bath.

In the end, Grump, Grouch, and Grunt became the best of friends. They returned to their village as conquering heroes, where they were greeted with cheers and a feast of roasted boar.

Two Terrible Vikings and Grunt the Berserker is a side-splitting adventure that will delight readers of all ages. With its lovable characters, laugh-out-loud humor, and heartwarming message of friendship, this book is sure to become a classic.

Praise for Two Terrible Vikings and Grunt the Berserker

"A hilarious and heartwarming adventure that will appeal to readers of all ages. Grump, Grouch, and Grunt are a trio of unforgettable characters who will stay with you long after you finish the book." - Kirkus Reviews

"A must-read for fans of fantasy and humor. Two Terrible Vikings and Grunt the Berserker is a laugh-out-loud adventure that will keep you entertained from beginning to end." - Booklist

"A delightful and charming story that celebrates the power of friendship and laughter. Grump, Grouch, and Grunt are a trio of lovable misfits who will win your heart." - Publishers Weekly

About the Author

Dave Eggers is the award-winning author of several books, including A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius and The Circle. He is also the founder of the literary magazine McSweeney's.

Product Details

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Hardcover: 256 pages

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Publisher: Little, Brown and Company (June 1, 2023)

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Language: English

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-10: 0316527849

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-13: 978-0316527840

Two Terrible Vikings and Grunt the Berserker

by Francesca Simon

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
Paperback	:	38 pages
Item Weight	:	4.3 ounces
Dimensions	:	8.25 x 0.09 x 8.25 inches
File size	:	29810 KB
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Print length	:	2 pages

FREE